90’s Riot Girls Gwen Stefani, Shirley Manson and Courtney Love were all inspired by this 80’s badass bitch… Deborah Harry! Better known as Debbie, lead singer of Blondie and Muse to ALL whom have ever laid eyes on Her. She just makes every inch of your body sweat. It’s beautiful.
You just wanted to live in New York and wear puffy Micky Mouse gloves with bejeweled Butterfly wings and live a life of Club Kid glamour, sadly instead You wore baggy clothes from Mervyn’s California, and anxiously stuffed your face with chilly cheese fries at Weinersnitchel. You were always the Blue or Yellow Ranger to. I’m sorry.
Basically… 1995 through 1999… You where at MTV Spring Break every Year; and You always had $400 saved up for an emergency abortion, and a sentimental Diet Vanilla Coke. Your Parents thought You were at Your Class DC trip. Shame on You!