90’s Riot Girls Gwen Stefani, Shirley Manson and Courtney Love were all inspired by this 80’s badass bitch… Deborah Harry! Better known as Debbie, lead singer of Blondie and Muse to ALL whom have ever laid eyes on Her. She just makes every inch of your body sweat. It’s beautiful.
— Casper KIDS (1995)”
Mean Girls of the 90’s! You hate them, You wanna be them! They have the Attitude, They have the Fame… They have Hepatitis C and they OWN IT! If they offered it to You, You’d take 2!
You just wanted to live in New York and wear puffy Micky Mouse gloves with bejeweled Butterfly wings and live a life of Club Kid glamour, sadly instead You wore baggy clothes from Mervyn’s California, and anxiously stuffed your face with chilly cheese fries at Weinersnitchel. You were always the Blue or Yellow Ranger to. I’m sorry.
Even at age 8 You wanted to fuck them… You didn’t know what it meant then, but you know now. Goddamn it! I will fuck You Devon Sawa… I will drink your blood, and eat your heart! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Basically… 1995 through 1999… You where at MTV Spring Break every Year; and You always had $400 saved up for an emergency abortion, and a sentimental Diet Vanilla Coke. Your Parents thought You were at Your Class DC trip. Shame on You!
KIDS IN AMERICA
Above: Children Of The Damned (1995) Not to be confused with Queen of the Damned with Aaliyah or Children of the Corn, or Korn the Metal Band.
And The Six Sense (1999) Spoiler Alert: Haley Joel Osment becomes a hasbeen at the end.
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